They say if you're a father
You've got eyes behind your head,
And lots of fine-tuned radar
When your kids are off to bed.
They say when you're a father
That your arms are wide for hugging,
And also wide enough to stop
Your children from wild slugging.
They say when you're a father
That your kids think you're not "fair."
But when they are in trouble,
Well, they know you'll soon be there.
They say when you're a father
You must mix your work with play.
And when your kids grow older,
They'll say,
"Happy Father's Day."